This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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