Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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