Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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