so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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