whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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