i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Found your dick twin last night
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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