So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I FOUND THE LEGS
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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