Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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