I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
