Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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