and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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