It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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