You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go