Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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