Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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