is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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