she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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