He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We got so high we made milksteak
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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