Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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