I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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