Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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