someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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