oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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