My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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