11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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