Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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