the new term for farting is butt boxing.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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