i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Randomize
