I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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