Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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