can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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