Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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