I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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