Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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