He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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