he shaved USA in his pubs
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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