i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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