As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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