I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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