I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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