So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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