I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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