C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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