i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
