I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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