just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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