In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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