whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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