DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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