is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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