What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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