I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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