I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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