Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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